USER'S GUIDE
To the HOUSEWIFE: The pepper trees grow dim with dust. It has been a summer without rain, as ever. We irrigate to propagate: Annex Arid America! For the union makes us strong.
The worker’s duties are as follows: Preparation of food materials, care of fires, cooking, table service, and cleaning of dishes, utensils, stove, etc., per meal—breakfast two hours, dinner three hours, supper or lunch one hour—adds up to six hours per day for food service. Daily chamber work and dusting, etc., one and one-half hours per day. Weekly cleaning for house of nine rooms, with halls, stairs, closest, porches, steps, walks, etc., sweeping, dusting, washing windows, mopping, scouring, etc., averaging two hours per day. Door service, waiting on tradesmen, and extras one-half hour per day, for a total of ten hours per day in labors, from six-thirty a.m. to eight-thirty p.m. Fourteen hours total minus four hours for meals, half an hour apiece, and half an hour in the morning to rest—and two in the afternoon, spent riding around in electric cars. Rate of payment: $1.50 / day.
The climate should be favorable to outdoor going-about. Climbing rose and oleander will be found nodding over the town wall.
The townspeople will jeer at your union, branding it a School of Theosophy; a Christian Science College; a Free-Love Colony; a Secret Society; a thousand wonders. Pocket their pennies and pay no mind. Leaven the earth with a thousand hand-delivered sandwiches.
Bake the bread in long cylindrical pans, cut by machine into thin even slices. Fill your sandwiches with fish, flesh, and fowl; cheese and jelly and fruit and vegetables, named and numbered to suit the general favorites. Grind the crusts into crumbs for cooking.
Start by feeding five families. Escalate to twelve, targeting veterans and the infirm. You will need a cafeteria to keep the delivery workers fed; furnish it with flat-armed chairs, good food, comfortable seating, newspapers, magazines, cigarettes.
The men about town like to gripe, calling your sandwiches picknicky makeshifts, railroad rations, bread, and leavings. But there’s no scum on the milk and the cream’s real cream; the food’s good, the coffee’s good, and everyone gets richer in the end.
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A dry wind blows through Orchardina. The irrigation line runs dry; devils ride in the greenbelt, setting the data to flame.
GOODBYE TO ALL THAT.
For a world without gender, we must build houses without kitchens!
Exit the Procrustean bed and enter Kitchen Island, Kitchen Roadtown, Kitchen of To-morrow, Kitchen del Rio, Yelping Kitchen, Kitchen of Kollontai.
First revolutionary measure: suppression of private kitchens. A city of 10,000 needs just 640 dusty acres. In the civic center, construct eight rectangular halls like factories of glass and iron, flanking a domed assembly, with kitchens sufficient to feed the entire community. Housing units should be arrayed around the kitchens; bedchambers must be minimized, along with all other vestiges of fatal privacy. Life is to be lived outdoors on the patio, under the pergola. Each evening, hot meals in special containers will arrive from the central kitchens, to be eaten in common on the dining patio; dirty dishes are then returned to the central kitchen for machine cleaning. Built-ins and roll-away beds liberate housewives from dusting and sweeping; heated tile floors replace dusty carpets, and windows with decorated frames obviate curtains and their demonic upkeep. Each kitchenless house will be connected to the central kitchens through a complex underground network of tunnels, with railway cars relaying cooked food, laundry, and other deliveries to peripheral hubs, from which small electric cars are dispatched to each house’s basement.
Each child of the city should be given a rifle and taught to guard the irrigation.
The Feminist flat is revolutionary, strikes at the root of the economic system, and may involve vast readjustments of land-tenure, communal building, and taxation. But we are not afraid of revolution, for we are the pioneers of a sex-revolution!
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There are curtains and potted geraniums in the communal dining room, your pride and joy. Following an incident with a married couple, the Feodoseevs, rules have to be laid down: everything has to be paid for in cash upfront – water, electricity, rates, taxes, everything. Nothing comes of it, though: The new economy is one thing, but money is another, and no one has it. You make a trip to Moscow to bang on the doors of bureaucrats, and manage to eke out a subsidy for repairs. You return to the house in triumph, but the Feodoseevs continue their tirade, this time accusing you of rigging the household ledgers. Weighing the evidence, the house committee decides in your favor: the Feodoseevs are to be evicted at last.
Winter is ending, but the house remains a headache. As the sparrows begin to sing, your heart hardens to the community.
You receive a letter from Volodya:
Please Vasya, don’t torment me anymore, because I can’t put up with much more of this. You’re always promising to come and see me, but then you keep putting it off. If only you knew how unhappy you were making me! So, my little fighter’s been scrapping with everyone again, has she? There have been rumors about you even here, you know! Some people say you’ve even been in the newspapers! Now that you’ve won your victory, surely you can spare the time to visit your Volodka, who loves you so very much and longs to see you. You’ll be amazed how grandly we’ll be living from now on. I’ve got my own horse and cow, and there’s always a car at my disposal. We’ve got a servant too, so you won’t have to worry about the housework and you’ll be able to put your feet up. Spring is well and truly here and the apple-trees are covered in blossom. Do you realize we haven’t spent one spring together yet? Our life together should be one long spring, shouldn’t it, my darling! I really need you especially badly now. I’m in a bit of trouble with the Party committee. They’ve made some allegations against me, bringing up my anarchism again. Please, Vasya, you must help me clear this whole business up. I’m sick and tired of these petty squabbles. They make life impossible! It’ll be hard for them to criticize me, because I work well, but I do need you all the same. I kiss your brown eyes. I shall always love you, always, your Volodya.
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Toward a political genesis: the end of the division between women ‘who do work’ and women ‘who do not work’ (they are ‘just housewives’)!
We are told that serious politics is not kitchen business and that our struggle to liberate ourselves as women—our struggle to destroy our work in the home, our relations in the family, the prostitution of our sexuality—is definitely subordinate, or at best auxiliary, to the ‘real class struggle’ in the factory. Why is this so?
Today the left is more cautious but not less determined to tie us to the kitchen, whether in its present form or in a more rationalized, productive one. They do not want to abolish housework, because they do not want to abolish factory work. In our case, they would like us to do both kinds of work. As to the rationalization and socialization of housework (canteens, dormitories etc.), capital has often toyed with this possibility, for in terms of pennies such rationalization might be a saving for capital.
GOODBYE TO ALL THAT.
The knife that draws the line is feminist, but what it divides are not men from women, but the technocracy from the working class it aims to supervise.
Cut with the kitchen knife.
- Daniel Marcus